To provide support to so many helpless people around the world, Delta Alpha started a Foundation. Well, not exactly. None of this is real anyway.
It’s more like a Mission Statement:
Every time you see some one do something so stupid that they should be given a Darwin Award, raise your glass and say “Cheers dumb ass!” and take a drink in their honor.
We should celebrate just that they survived. After what they just did, still existing to face another day is success. Who are we to judge them? Our sole mission is to provide them support in their moment of glory … and hopefully keeping them from getting hurt too bad.
Now be careful. If you execute the Mission Statement too many times in one night then you’re gonna win a Darwin Award for yourself.